Proverbial Sarcasm

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him,
you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

Don’t let anyone get your goat. Move it around every once in a while.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

Everybody seems normal until you get to know them.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

--Email Pass Around. Author(s) Unknown. (Proverbs 16:16)

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