May 23, 2007

101 Comedians Part II

54. Tim Allen .................. 55. Jason Alexander
56. Charlie Chaplin .......... 57. Betty White

From The Great Movie Comedians by Leonard Maltin.

58. Bob Hope .................. 59. Fatty Arbuckle
60. Buster Keaton .......... 61. Harold Lloyd
62. Charley Chase ......... 63. Raymond Griffith
64. Marie Dressler ......... 65. Will Rogers
66. Joe E. Brown
........... 67. Groucho Marx
68. W. C. Fields
............. 69. Mae West
70. Abbott & Costello ........ 71. Danny Kaye

From Comedy Central

73. Tig ................ 74. Maria Bamford
75. David Spade ............... 76. Brian Regan
77. Belinda Waymouth .... 78. Retta
79.
Gary Shapiro .............. 80. Rachel Feinstein
81. Jeff Foxworthy ......... 82. Marina Franklin
83. Ophira Eisenburg ..... 84. Rene Hicks
85. Heather Lawless ....... 86. Kathleen Madigan
87. Rylee Newton .......... 88. Wendi McLendon-Covey
89. Paul Mecurio ............. 90. Melanie Reno
91. Alexandra McHale .... 92. Debbie Shea
93. Tess .................... 94. Jane Edith Wilson
95. Amy Anderson ......... 96. Tami Vernekoff
97. John Caparulo .......... 98. Maz Jabrani
99. Joe Devito ................ 100. Andrew J. Lederer

and

101. Me =^..^=

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Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can. -- Danny Kaye (1913 - 1987)

May 20, 2007

101 Comedians

Top 13 Actors/Comedians who influence my life and theatrical talent:

1. Jerry Lewis
2. Carol Burnett
3. Richard Belzer (and Harlee McBride)
4. Bill Cosby
5. Sid Caesar
6. Robin Williams
7. Lucille Ball
8. Eddie Izzard
9. Mabel Normand
10. Johnny Carson
11. Red Skelton
12. Mel Brooks
13. George Carlin
And 80 more that I can think of...(in no particular order)

14. Bill Murray ................. 15. John Belushi
16. Gilda Radner ............. 17. Dan Aykroyd
18. Chevy Chase ............ 19. Jane Curtin
20. Laraine Newman ......
21. Garrett Morris
22. Gene Wilder .............. 23. Richard Pyor
24. Eddie Murphy ............. 25. Bob Newhart
26. Lily Tomlin ................ 27. Eric Bogosian
28. Bill Maher ................ 29. Dennis Miller
30. Burns & Allen ............ 31. Milton Burle
32. Laurel & Hardy .......... 33. Charlie Chaplin
34. Jerry Seinfeld ......... 35. Bob Nelson
36. Will Smith
37. Dick Van Dyke ...... 38. Mary Tyler Moore
39. Adam Sandler ........... 40. Joan Rivers
41. Chris Rock ............. 42. Sarah Silverman
43. Steve Martin ......... 44. Flip Wilson
45. Rodney Dangerfield
46. Sue Murphy ...... 47. Dante
48. Tracy Ashley ........ 49. Josh Blue
50. Phyllis Diller ............. 51. Brad Stine
52. Tim Conway ....... 53. The Three Stooges

and Mickey Mouse.

Oh.... that's only 40 more... I'll try again later.

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Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration. Thomas A. Edison, Harper's Monthly, 1932 (1847 - 1931)

Feb 20, 2007

Pie Not Included


"Some mornings,
it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
--Emo Philips

Feb 18, 2007

Let's Go UFO

Art Bell On UFOs(Coast 2 Coast AM Radio)

Anybody out there, We're looking for E.T. Have you seen him??
He might be lost...

(Didn't your Mommy ever teach you not to talk to strangers??
).
And Now For The Other Side of the Tail... ahem.... Tale

Aliens R Us

But not you...those other people...

Feb 13, 2007

Beauty With Out Cruelty

(Photo From Brouwer Fall Collection 2005)

Animal Lovers & Fashionphiles eyed each other suspiciously
during the PETA-Sponsored 2007 Marc Bouwer Show.
The cruelty-free collection (not even wool)
brought out Richard Belzer with his little bitty dog (BeBe...),
Marlo Thomas, Vivica Fox, and Oksana Baiul.

(Text taken from fashion article in The Sun Sentinel, 8 February 2007)

Feb 1, 2007

Time For Tea

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“Do jokes somehow address a concern,
a primal concern that we have? Yes, they do.
They deal with things that are almost incomprehensible.
They’re ways of controlling the uncontrollable…
That’s the best thing we can hope for in comedy: honesty.”

 -- Richard Belzer from pages 51 & 52 of How To Be A Stand Up Comic with Larry Charles and Rick Newman. ©1988