Pie Not Included

"Some mornings,
it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
--Emo Philips

Let's Go UFO

Art Bell On UFOs(Coast 2 Coast AM Radio)

Anybody out there, We're looking for E.T. Have you seen him??
He might be lost...

(Didn't your Mommy ever teach you not to talk to strangers??).
And Now For The Other Side of the Tail... ahem.... Tale

Aliens R Us

But not you...those other people...

Beauty With Out Cruelty

(Photo From Brouwer Fall Collection 2005)

Animal Lovers & Fashionphiles eyed each other suspiciously
during the PETA-Sponsored 2007 Marc Bouwer Show.

The cruelty-free collection (not even wool)
brought out Richard Belzer with his little bitty dog (BeBe...),
Marlo Thomas, Vivica Fox, and Oksana Baiul.

(Text taken from fashion article in The Sun Sentinel, 8 February 2007)

Time For Tea

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“Do jokes somehow address a concern,

a primal concern that we have? Yes, they do.

They deal with things that are almost incomprehensible.
They’re ways of controlling the uncontrollable…
That’s the best thing we can hope for in comedy: honesty.”

 -- Richard Belzer from pages 51 & 52 of How To Be A Stand Up Comic with Larry Charles and Rick Newman. ©1988